I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
