just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
