So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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