She went from zero to smokin in five shots
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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