belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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