went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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