She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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