On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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