Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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