A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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