you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
