I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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