Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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