she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
