At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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