So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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