Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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