Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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