i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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