How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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