We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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