I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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