Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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