The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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