So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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