what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You dont lie about slip and slides
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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