Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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