life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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