I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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