Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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