Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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