At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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