Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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