i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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