What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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