He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
