Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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