his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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