so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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