There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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