Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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