I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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