So drunk its hurt
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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