The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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