i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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