Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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