I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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