You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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