you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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