just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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