Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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