I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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